WEINER POLICE
a short film
WELCOME TO WEINER, AK
We pride ourselves on our name here. Sure it may seem a bit suggestive, but other than the Lord's heart his most important part is what created all of us... his weiner.
However, Weiner has gone astray and our town is facing an epidemic. This epidemic... Pre-Marital fornication. As Weiner's Pastor and Sheriff, I do not take sin lightly, so I have greenlighted the formation of the new sector of the Weiner Police Department entitled the "Fornication Force". With the help of two of Weiner's most upstanding citizens, Jedediah, the founder of the Fornication Force, and his little lady partner Mary Jo, we will bring a fist full of force upon these sinners. Nothing could ever bring down this empire.
Right?
Blessed Day,
Pastor Sheriff Mike
First Church of Weiner Pastor
Weiner Sheriff
Professional Dog Walker
